tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149302862011-11-27T17:52:47.691-06:00Random tales of randomosity.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11741279072545203053noreply@blogger.comBlogger1371100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14930286.post-23711736076389861272011-10-31T23:45:00.001-05:002011-10-31T23:48:06.002-05:00

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Pinn Panelle's live cover:

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The Shaman-Poet broke through to the other side 40 years ago today.

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Justin Bieber shot by EVERYONE for 10 hours:Then he gets hit by a van:

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"I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor, that's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room

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viarebuttal:via

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T-H-ET-A-G

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check it out, this dude's kinda neathe's got a new album out now.Here's his website

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This one gets a lil messy.

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ok, NOW it's officially spring...

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Amazing pics of Eyafallajökull, the volcano in Iceland that recently erupted and is still grounding hundreds of flights due to ash clouds.More pics here: swisseduc.ch

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Yes, it's real; and yes, it's as disturbing as you thought it would be.Link: Acidcow.com

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Beware.

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I STILL want to get into a knife fight with Leo LaPorteOk, not really, but this gal busting herself leeching off her neighbor's wifi is pretty funnyvia

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Preview of the new Drunk History:They're getting featured in a new Funny or Die show on HBO. Oddly enough, it's going to be called Funny or Die Presents

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Run for your life

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Got 400 to 600 dollars to throw down the shitter? Perhaps you could use the iPad. Congrats; you've done it again apple!You're better off with this version:The iPad - watch more funny videos

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He was more amazing than I ever knew

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Surprised? Not me. Way to go, Fox News. I'm sure you'll be quite happy with the addition of another self-righteous bumbling moron to your illustrious staff.Link: Sarah Palin to Contribute to Fox News

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Check out this group of classy dames.It's nice to know that in an age of such liberation and equality, some women still choose to get all dolled up and go out for a night on the town...via

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via

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There's a huge bloke of an oycebag headin royt fah the Aussie oyland! All ahead full mate! We've got plenty o' loyfboats!(It broke loose from an Antarctic ice shelf ten years ago & has been making it's way north ever since.) Leonoardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett were unavailable for comment.Australian Antarctic Divisionvia

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You know you've heard it; here's the brief history:And here are some examples:

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It's like Leisure Suit Larry, Full Throttle and Heavy Metal all rolled up into a 16-bit semi-pornographic adventure. (NSFW)FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT from 3rd Side Records on Vimeo.via

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Larry David's first monologue in Whatever Works"What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, there's no shortage of idiots to babble. Not me. I have a vision. I'm discussing you. Your friends. Your coworkers. Your newspapers. The TV. Everybody's happy to talk. Full of misinformation. Morality, science, religion, politics, sports, love, your

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First few minutes of the rather kickass-looking sequel.More The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Info

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via

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Screw the blue jeans this is being used to sell; this is a great poem.1COME, my tan-faced children,Follow well in order, get your weapons ready;Have you your pistols? have you your sharp edged axes? Pioneers! O pioneers!2For we cannot tarry here,We must march my darlings, we must bear the brunt of danger,We, the youthful sinewy races, all the rest on us depend, Pioneers! O pioneers!3O you youths,

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That's not tomato juice

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Adam Cohn has successfully mapped out the classic Sir Mix-a-Lot song Posse on Broadway. Doubt it? Lyrics are here.Click for the interactive Google mapvia

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Prostitutes busted. What was her name? Take a look...Click for larger image

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Jenny fuckin Slate says the fuckin f-word live on SNLCharlie Rocket would be proud.

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Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking serenade you

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Celebrate Arthur Guinness Day today on the 250th anniversary of everyone's favorite thick & tasty meal-in-a-glass from Ireland. Don't know what the hell I'm talking about? Go 'n get yerself a pint quick laddie, before their 9,000 year lease on the brewery runs out.

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From the "You've got to be f**king with me" Dept.: If you don't know how to hook up a game console, or at minimum read the directions on how to do so, you probably have no business buying one in the first place. However, if you lack the rudimentary wire-plugging skills, GeekSquat minions will be happy to help you part with $130 of that pesky money just burning a hole in your pocket.via

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10 years in the making, it's finally coming out October 30thi'm very excitedMore Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day News & Previews

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target practice & charcoalvia

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...and in the exciting climax of "All My Hardshells..."at least he found his own species this timeRelated: turtle fucking a shoevia hypersloth

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this is kinda cool.unfortunately, no one can ever do this again.still pretty darn cool though.via

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Because of this man, I never spilled paint in the garage...

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Pukemouth vs Jizzpants

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remember the Burnin' UpKid? Well, now he was born & raised in South Detroit; took the midnight train going anywhere...This kid's awesome

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Or maybe it was the Lollipop Guild.Trouble with your local Munchkins? Call in the Marines.

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Guitar, check. Keyboard, check. Keytar? No way

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Pretty good teamup with the USED and My Chemical Romance

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...heard this song on the way home from work today & forgot just how freakin good a song it was/is...A long, long time ago...I can still rememberHow that music used to make me smile.And I knew if I had my chanceThat I could make those people danceAnd, maybe, theyd be happy for a while.But february made me shiverWith every paper Id deliver.Bad news on the doorstep;I couldnt take one more step.I

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Remember that empty, gravel lot that sits next to today's Busch Stadium in downtown St. Louis? I sure do. It was supposed to be the site of a 300mil development known as "Ballpark Village." In a bold move, and at the last possible second before the upcoming All Star Games, St. Louis and the Cardinals are finally doing something with that vacant eyesore. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, after nearly

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“You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”“The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer -- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow

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Yesterday, if you would have told me that you had a video of a turtle fucking a shoe, I'd say you're crazy, and no such thing existed in this world. Today, I would have to respectfully yeild to your insane ideals.via

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cool.via

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Former governor of Illinois, Rod Blatantlyingsonofabitch is still hanging on to that one last invisible shred of credibility he has left. Taking a cue from such fantastic authors as OJ Simpson, Blago plans on writing a book consisting largely of claims of "no I didn't!" in response to the state of Illinois' thunderous "yes you did!" Rumors have circulated that the ousted "leader" also has plans

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If American Idol doesn't pick this kid up, I will have been convinced that they have lost their goddamned minds.

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I have a firm grasp on society. It's unfortunate (on their part) that they don't have a firm grasp on me. Take a big bite outta that, you howling Houdinis!-tw

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."-Edmund Burke

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Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible.-T.E. Lawrence

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I still giggle quietly to myself when I call someone a "dick-head" whilst driving. I actually picture the offending party having the head of a penis. That, to me, is slightly entertaining.

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(the piano has been drinking, not me)

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I bought one of those Heineken mini-kegs over the weekend, and I've been trying to figure out a use for the empty mass of metal ever since. I think I may have found it..

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via

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please, somebody out there, get this gentleman back on the air

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Do it DAVE!!

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yet another gem!words of wisdom near the end: "don't elect an old dude"

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She's obviously as bewildered as I am about Palin being nominated as a potential VP.

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Take a look at Sarah Palin's interview on ABC pre-editing.via

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lyrics/song by Ellis PaulHe was out on the highway smilingA mystic in torn blue jeansThe kid left his trust fund to come out walking.He hitched across this countrybackpack and a head full of dreamsCould’ve sworn he heard the earth a talking….talkingSometimes, he said, don’t it feel like the concrete’s closing in?We’re putting bricks on the horizonWas he chasing fool’s gold…or a holy man walking a

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I've made a decision. I have decided that if McCain and Palin are elected into office, I am going to rescind my American citizenship and move to Ireland. What brought this about, you ask? Well, let me tell you. You see, I made the mistake of viewing the Republican National Convention on television recently. Every single politician that spoke was embarrassingly snide. Instead of coming out

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I love tiddies.

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amen.

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Suggestion: click "play" below, and read along. You'll be glad you did.America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.America two dollars and twentyseven cents January 17, 1956.I can't stand my own mind.America when will we end the human war?Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb.I don't feel good don't bother me.I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind.America when will you be angelic?When

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ah, the woes of the i.t. personnel...via

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remember the Angry German Kid yelling at his computer? Some dude posted a new vid of him with Lasse Gjertsen's human beatbox fantastical nightmare. Enjoy. Really. It's neat.via

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Jesus H. Christ sold me cigarettes last night. He was working at the BP station I randomly chose to stop at for the pack. He was reading a bible. I noticed the irony of the situation and asked, "Taking a look at your biography?" He didn't make the connection or even allude the fact that he knew what the hell I was talking about.

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Ice-T apologies for telling him to "eat a dick, that was just in anger," but tells Souljaboy to watch outapparently, there will be ramifications

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hahahahahahaand then there's 2.5:better? possibly.via

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Low Stars - Calling All FriendsCalling all friends and people I met on the way downCalling all friends and people I don’t even knowCalling on high I want to believe there’s a way nowI’m too tired to pretend I don’t want to be aloneI’m calling all friendsTaken my time and trying to be what I wantedTaken my chances when they came on the wayTaken there toll and nobody knows how I’m hauntedThings

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Maybe you're getting tired of this lyrics bullshit, but sorry, I'm not. I like these:Colbie Caillat - BubblyI've been awake for a while nowYou've got me feelin' like a child now'Cause every time I see your bubbly faceI get the tingles in a silly placeAnd it starts in my toesAnd I crinkle my noseWherever it goesI always knowThat you make me smilePlease stay for a while nowJust take your

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RIPnsfw

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Sit down, Ann Coulter, Amy Winehouse has assumed the role of Skeletor-in-a-dress.

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It's funny how some lyrics jump out, grab you by the throat and make you listen...Hollow - PanteraWhat's left inside him?Don't he remember us?Can't he believe me?We seemed like brothersTalked for hours last nightAbout what we wanna beI sit now with his hand in mineBut I know he can't feel...No one knowsWhat's done is doneIt's as if he were deadI'm close with his motherAnd she cries endlesslyLord

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