On a Sleigh

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CRIKEY!!!

There's a huge bloke of an oycebag headin royt fah the Aussie oyland!

All ahead full mate! We've got plenty o' loyfboats!

(It broke loose from an Antarctic ice shelf ten years ago & has been making it's way north ever since.)
Leonoardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett were unavailable for comment.

Australian Antarctic Division
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