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Random tales of randomosity.
Former governor of Illinois, Rod Blatantlyingsonofabitch is still hanging on to that one last invisible shred of credibility he has left. Taking a cue from such fantastic authors as OJ Simpson, Blago plans on writing a book consisting largely of claims of "no I didn't!" in response to the state of Illinois' thunderous "yes you did!" Rumors have circulated that the ousted "leader" also has plans to spend every waking minute trying to find the REAL person that accepted bribes while in the highest office in the state.
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Labels: Current Events, wtf
If American Idol doesn't pick this kid up, I will have been convinced that they have lost their goddamned minds.
I have a firm grasp on society. It's unfortunate (on their part) that they don't have a firm grasp on me. Take a big bite outta that, you howling Houdinis!
-tw
Labels: Quotes
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
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Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible.
-T.E. Lawrence
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I still giggle quietly to myself when I call someone a "dick-head" whilst driving. I actually picture the offending party having the head of a penis. That, to me, is slightly entertaining.
Labels: Funny
I bought one of those Heineken mini-kegs over the weekend, and I've been trying to figure out a use for the empty mass of metal ever since. I think I may have found it..
She's obviously as bewildered as I am about Palin being nominated as a potential VP.