Monday, March 09, 2009

Monday, March 02, 2009

Former Governor says F**k it, I'll write a book

Former governor of Illinois, Rod Blatantlyingsonofabitch is still hanging on to that one last invisible shred of credibility he has left. Taking a cue from such fantastic authors as OJ Simpson, Blago plans on writing a book consisting largely of claims of "no I didn't!" in response to the state of Illinois' thunderous "yes you did!" Rumors have circulated that the ousted "leader" also has plans to spend every waking minute trying to find the REAL person that accepted bribes while in the highest office in the state.


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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Burnin Up

If American Idol doesn't pick this kid up, I will have been convinced that they have lost their goddamned minds.


truth in pudding

I have a firm grasp on society. It's unfortunate (on their part) that they don't have a firm grasp on me. Take a big bite outta that, you howling Houdinis!

-tw

Monday, February 02, 2009

Edmund Burke quote

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke

T. E. Lawrence quote

Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible.
-T.E. Lawrence

I still giggle...

I still giggle quietly to myself when I call someone a "dick-head" whilst driving. I actually picture the offending party having the head of a penis. That, to me, is slightly entertaining.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Tom Waits Visits Fernwood

(the piano has been drinking, not me)


Monday, January 12, 2009

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Heineken Keg Uses

I bought one of those Heineken mini-kegs over the weekend, and I've been trying to figure out a use for the empty mass of metal ever since. I think I may have found it..



Thursday, October 09, 2008

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Olbermann Says It All

please, somebody out there, get this gentleman back on the air

Letterman Puts McCain on the ropes

Do it DAVE!!

Drunk History Vol. 4

yet another gem!
words of wisdom near the end: "don't elect an old dude"

Friday, September 19, 2008

Drunken Midget Cusses Out Her Family

She's obviously as bewildered as I am about Palin being nominated as a potential VP.


Friday, September 12, 2008

Palin's ABC Interview

Take a look at Sarah Palin's interview on ABC pre-editing.




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