New Album by Ellis Paul

check it out, this dude's kinda neat

he's got a new album out now.
Here's his website

Drunk History Vol. 6

This one gets a lil messy.

Drunk History Vol. 5

Happy Spring

ok, NOW it's officially spring...

biggest ash hole i've ever seen

Amazing pics of Eyafallajökull, the volcano in Iceland that recently erupted and is still grounding hundreds of flights due to ash clouds.
More pics here: swisseduc.ch

Braille Porn

Yes, it's real; and yes, it's as disturbing as you thought it would be.


Link: Acidcow.com

The Cat With hands

Beware.

Palin's new hobby

oops

I STILL want to get into a knife fight with Leo LaPorte
Ok, not really, but this gal busting herself leeching off her neighbor's wifi is pretty funny

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Drunk History hits the big time

Preview of the new Drunk History:

They're getting featured in a new Funny or Die show on HBO. Oddly enough, it's going to be called Funny or Die Presents

Caitlin tests the new iPad

Run for your life

Douches at apple pull the iPad out of their pants

Got 400 to 600 dollars to throw down the shitter? Perhaps you could use the iPad. Congrats; you've done it again apple!

You're better off with this version:

The iPad - watch more funny videos

George Washington

He was more amazing than I ever knew

Fox News Gets All Maverickey and Rogue-like

Surprised? Not me. Way to go, Fox News. I'm sure you'll be quite happy with the addition of another self-righteous bumbling moron to your illustrious staff.

Link: Sarah Palin to Contribute to Fox News

Stay Classy

Check out this group of classy dames.
It's nice to know that in an age of such liberation and equality, some women still choose to get all dolled up and go out for a night on the town...

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On a Sleigh

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CRIKEY!!!

There's a huge bloke of an oycebag headin royt fah the Aussie oyland!

All ahead full mate! We've got plenty o' loyfboats!

(It broke loose from an Antarctic ice shelf ten years ago & has been making it's way north ever since.)
Leonoardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslett were unavailable for comment.

Australian Antarctic Division
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The Wilhelm Scream

You know you've heard it; here's the brief history:

And here are some examples:

Trucker's Delight

It's like Leisure Suit Larry, Full Throttle and Heavy Metal all rolled up into a 16-bit semi-pornographic adventure. (NSFW)

FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT from 3rd Side Records on Vimeo.

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Whatever Works

Larry David's first monologue in Whatever Works

"What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, there's no shortage of idiots to babble. Not me. I have a vision. I'm discussing you. Your friends. Your coworkers. Your newspapers. The TV. Everybody's happy to talk. Full of misinformation. Morality, science, religion, politics, sports, love, your portfolio, your children, health. Christ, if I have to eat nine servings of fruits and vegetables a day to live, I don't wanna live. I hate goddamn fruits and vegetables. And your omega 3's, and the treadmill, and the cardiogram, and the mammogram, and the pelvic sonogram, and oh my god the-the-the colonoscopy, and with it all the day still comes where they put you in a box, and its on to the next generation of idiots, who'll also tell you all about life and define for you what's appropriate. My father committed suicide because the morning newspapers depressed him. And could you blame him? With the horror, and corruption, and ignorance, and poverty, and genocide, and AIDS, and global warming, and terrorism, and-and the family value morons, and the gun morons. "The horror," Kurtz said at the end of Heart of Darkness, "the horror." Lucky Kurtz didn't have the Times delivered in the jungle. Ugh... then he'd see some horror. But what do you do? You read about some massacre in Darfur or some school bus gets blown up, and you go "Oh my God, the horror," and then you turn the page and finish your eggs from the free range chickens. Because what can you do. It's overwhelming! I tried to commit suicide myself. Obviously, it didn't work out. But why do you even want to hear about all this? Christ, you got your own problems. I'm sure your all obsessed with any number of sad little hopes and dreams. Your predictably unsatisfying love lives, your failed business ventures. "Oh, if only I'd bought that stock! If only I-if only I purchased THAT house years ago! If only I'd made a move on THAT woman." If this, if that. You know what? Gimmie a break with your could have's and should have's. Like my mother used to say, "If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car." My mother didn't have wheels. She had varicose veins. Still, the woman gave birth to a brilliant mind. I was considered for a Nobel Prize in physics... I didn't get it. But, you know, its all politics. It's like every other phony honor. Incidentally, don't think I'm-I'm bitter because of some personal setback. By the standards of a mindless, barbaric civilization, I've been pretty lucky."